Jet Jaguar

Jet’s not your usual type, but he’s certainly something the ladies enjoy, more than a bass player and more than a voice, Jet is a ray gun pointed at the heart of the pop-music, ready to sonically disrupt the airwaves and to devastate the radio. If Rambo had played bass he would have come to Jet for lessons. His machinegun articulation and immaculate pace, never fails to move the groove and soothe the smooth.

John "Ladyfingers" Henderman

Nobody likes to pound skins more than Ladyfingers Henderman, and few men can claim to have done it better or more often. The youngest player in the band, but far from the baby, Henderman is regarded by many to be the Sultan of Smash, and the Conjuror of Crash. His playful approach to the drums is reflected in his playful approach to life and consequently he is rarely more than a few minutes away from anyone’s’ good time.

Paul "Last Name Unknown" Douse

Look out Styx, Paul’s licks will make you want to jump ship for Cherry Cassette. What’s a rock band without a lead guitarist but a ship without a sail? Few quiet people can scream like Paul, and fewer can make a guitar scream so well. Paul is everybody’s neighbor and nobody’s bitch. Shaking fingers and breaking hearts look for Paul coming soon to a city near you!

Jimmy Pointless

Life’s a bitch, but you don’t need to tell that to Jimmy Pointless, he knows life is a bitch, in fact, it’s his bitch. Jimmy was born with the heart of an aristocrat and the soul of a thief, which is to say that he’s always stealing hearts with his classy charm. As everybody’s favorite jerk Jimmy is the man no band would ever want to be without. His wits are as sharp as his riffs and nobody would argue that he has the best girl’s hair of any boy in the band.